My Life is Average

Yesterday, me and my friend went to the state fair. There was this bench with a wooden statue of an old woman on it, with her feet crossed, hands in her lap, wearing glasses, and looking to the right. My friend and I sat on opposite sides of her, wearing sunglasses, and copying her position. We got 8 people asking for our picture, 2 kids telling their parents about the weird colorful statues, tons of people staring and laughing, 2 couples betting on when we'd crack, and one little brat who kicked us. Including the statue. We never moved. It was superb. MLIA