My Life is Average

Today, my school's orchestra played at a local church for a lot of senior citizens. After the concert, we were eating lunch when all of a sudden I felt a tap on my left shoulder. I turned and looked, and a very old man was standing looking at me. He said, pointing behind me, "LOOK! What's that" I looked, saw nothing, and turned back around to question him on what he was talking about. He was running off as fast as he could, my brownie in his hand, screaming "SUCKER!!" Coolest old guy ever! MLIA