My Life is Average

Today, my Mom asked me to wash my dog, Cuddles. Being my lazy self, I grabbed some febreeze and sprayed some onto my dog, triumphantly saying, "Finished!" She looked at me sternly, grabbed Cuddles, sniffed her, and then put her down, saying, "I approve." Then my Mom walked away as if nothing happened, leaving me to read MLIA in peace. MLIA