My Life is Average
- Today, I have some important news for all you MLIAers.! You know the recent talk about those bubble ...
- Long ago, the 3rd grade, my friend and I were in class being handed back our spelling tests. Being ...
- Today, I saw this on DBPB "Dear Harry Potter, Your mom died trying to protect you, too We shoul...
- This summer my mom and i decided to drive around the state to different towns all day because we wer...
- Today I was at Walmart and found eggs that you can drop into your bath, as they dissolve they make b...
- Today, well thursday at about 1130 pm, while waiting for the Harry Potter movie to start, the people...
- Today I joined the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed "There's nothing worse" into each. Ya...
- Today, I discovered a site where you would type into Tom Riddle's diary, and he himself would re...
- Last night I had a dream I was captured by the planters peanut man and held hostage in his castle. D...
- Last night, while going into cheer practice, I saw two little boys running around the gym. One was w...
- Today, I was eating a bowl of fruity pebbles, when i found a fruit loop. I am still confused. MLIA
- Today I texted a random number asking "Twilight vs. Harry Potter. Who wins" and they respo...
- Today the little girl I was babysitting asked me how old Spongebob was. I didn't know how to ans...
- Today, as i was watching Tangled and reading stories on MLIA.com, my sister comes in and requests my...
- Today, as I was walking to school, I saw a bus drive by. The odd thing about this bus Someone Graffi...
- Today, my mom went on a tour of a company that makes apps and other computer stuff like that. She sa...
- Today, well actually a few days ago my friends and I were at the mall. it was about 9 PM and we havn...
- Today, at Drama Camp, we were playing an acting game where we had to stand diagonally across from a ...
- Today, I saw this post "Today, while waiting in line for a roller coaster, I heard a group of p...
- Today, I went to the mall and bought three tshirts. All of them had ninjas on them, and one of them ...
- Today I was looking up holidays on my birthday. Because my birthday is one day before Harry Potter&#...
- Today, after plugging my laptop charger into the wall, I then proceeded, without paying attention, t...
- Today on dearblankpleaseblank i saw this. Dear English teacher who made a typo on the handout, I am...
- In my Sociology class after my teacher got fired for being high at school and falling asleep on the ...
- Today on DBPB, I read this Dear girls who want a knight in shining armor, I'd rather have a ninj...
- Today during orchestra rehearsal at school I play cello I heard someone yell "expelliarmus"...
- Today I was looking at dumb laws in the state of New York, where I live, and one was it's illega...
- Today I was driving through my town and I saw a lumberjack festival. The word of the day is lumberja...
- Today, my Asian friend put a sign on her back that said "Please don't feed the Asian."...
- Today, I planned my sweet 16 birthday party. I will invite my three best friends to sleep over aat a...
- Today really a while ago I tried out for a play at my local theater. After waiting anxiously for a w...
- Today, I was reading MLIA and read multiple stories about people checking behind the shower curtain ...
- At my college the dorm I live in has themed suites and there are some suites that aren't themed ...
- Today I learned that my cousin is terrified of roller coasters. She's training to be a pilot in ...
- Today, at the beach, I saw a woman drowning. I immediately rushed over, trying to save her. When she...
- Today I was at our church practicing piano. There was a group of boys and men moving in a big safe. ...
- Today while on lunch at school me and my best friend ate giant pixi stix then had a sword fight with...
- So after reading like 500 "mystery seeker" posts, I decided to try it. But instead of aski...
- Today the power went out in my school. My english teacher who I thought has no sense of humor, told ...
- I read a story earlier that said "I was in a store when i heard a phone go off, the owner was a...
- Today, I went to WaWa and my total was 4.05. The cashier said "Your total today is fourhundred ...
- Today I found a website that lets you poke Jello with your mouse. I'd say that was an hour well ...
- Today, to try some of my temporary spray in color, my mom sprayed some on my head. My hair was super...
- Today, I saw someone had hung a Justin bieber poster in the locker bay. Later I came back and caught...
- Nutella the reason I buy bread. MLIA
- Today, I saw a spoon dispenser with a sign on it saying "Please Dont Play With the Dispenser&qu...
- Today I met my daughter's boyfriend. He wears all black clothing, ripped up jeans, nail polish, ...
- Today I went on MysterySeeker to see what my mission was. it took me to Urban Dictionary. It had the...
- Today my twin sister walked in on me while I was changing. She thought it was perfectly normal that ...
- Today I decided to join this GoogleYahoo! war. But as a twist I decided to add Bing to it. I typed i...
