My Life is Average
- Today, I had a science final. One of the questions was, "Define "element" and give an...
- Today,during seventh period I got punched by one of my teachers, called him a jerk and punched him b...
- Today, I was at the grocery store and needed to buy some orange juice. I walked up to where they wou...
- Today I was taking a test in English. There was this one question that I didn't know, so I just ...
- Today my teacher was too lazy to collect our homework, so he just asked who did it. I raised my hand...
- Today, I realised that when I get dressed, I face away from all of the posters in my room, just in c...
- Today, we had just gotten out of swim practice early, which usually never happens. The lifeguards tu...
- Today, I went into school late and on the way my mom had to drop off my sisters cough medicine so i ...
- Tomorrow, I have a big French test, instead of studying, I switched my facebook to French. I feel I ...
- Yesterday a girl I work with wrote "I hate my job" on a napkin and then threw it away. Tod...
- Today, i brought cookies to school in a container that originally had salad in it, so it had a stick...
- I'm a teacher and I love Spiderman, I recently brought that up in class one day and I left the r...
- Today, while subbing for a kindergarten class, one of my students came up to me and whispered"T...
- Today, I got home from school and my 8yearold sister had 2 friends over. Her 2 friends had brought o...
- Today, my mom told me that when I was a toddler, a truck drove by and I pointed at it yelling the Fw...
- Today, I found out I was mentioned in Newsweek for knowing all 151 original Pokmon before I knew the...
- Today, I was talking to my mom about how one of my slightly unattractive friends is pregnant. I said...
- Today, I was in the courtyard eating a bag of Oreos. A boy I didn'tlike very much asked for one,...
- Today, my parents forgot me at the grocery store. I'm 16 years old, and was standing less than 2...
- Today, while in honors English, I butt dialed 911. I proceeded to be called out in the hallway in th...
- Today at lunch, my friend stuck a straw into her orange to see if she'd get any juice. When it d...
- Today, during lunch at my high school, someone shouted "FIGHT!" and about 50 people procee...
- Yesterday, we had tacos for lunch. The line for the tacos was tremendously long and after about 10 m...
- I was sitting on the couch with my laptop and wireless mouse when my cat jumped into my lap. A few m...
- Today, I was taking a history test, and I decided to draw a mini dinosaur at the top of my page. My ...
- Today I was on a website where you put in a picture of your face and it tells you what celebrities y...
- For the last week, my garage has been broken. It only opens about a foot and a half and has been mak...
- Today, I was supposed to be typing an essay but was on MLIA instead. My mom quietly came in to make ...
- Yesterday, I wasnt feeling well, and was laying on the couch. My daughter thought she'd be nice,...
- Today, I went to the movie theater with a few friends. We had some obnoxious teenage guys sitting be...
- Today my friend told me that she was going to drag me to see new moon. I told her that I would rathe...
- Today I stayed home from school sick. I got all the down comforters in my house and built a huge for...
- Today me and my friend walked about a mile from campus to Walmart. On the way we saw a story being s...
- Yesterday, I got hired as a counselor for the sleep away camp I have been going to for the past 6 ye...
- Today, I was bored and began switching the first letters of syllables around in words when speaking,...
- Yesterday was the first heavy snow of the season. Today, out of boredom, I made two snowmen pointing...
- Today, as I was driving about 15 mph over the speed limit I saw a police car. It flashed it's li...
- Today, I was at a basketball game. I sat behind this guy with the name "Crisp" on his jack...
- Today, I got pulled aside for violating the school dress code by wearing a tank top. While my teache...
- For the last few days, I have been editing the wikipedia page for Hogwarts. All I am doing is deleti...
- Today, my Mom asked me to wash my dog, Cuddles. Being my lazy self, I grabbed some febreeze and spra...
- I was talking with my girlfriend. She was saying how she sometimes has trouble remember her right fr...
- Today, my spanish teacher explained how he hurt his back picking up trash that people had thrown int...
- Today, i was rinsing hair dye out of my hair so of course my eyes were closed. When i opened them i ...
- Today, I was waiting for someone outside my school's cafeteria. There were a bunch of people ar...
- Today, I remembered that the building on the end of my road used to be a bar. It is now a kidneylive...
- Today, my family and I went out to eat. As i opened the door to get into my mom's car, i saw a ...
- Yesterday, I walked into a clear door and apologized to it. When I looked up there was a piece of pa...
- Last night, I had a dream that I lost my car. The same night my friend had a dream that she stole my...
- Today, me and my boyfriend broke up. But, since my facebook langauge is pirate it now says I am &quo...
