My Life is Average
- Today, I took my driving school final exam. A group of the multiple choice answers spelled out "...
- Today, I got highfived by a total stranger. Why Because I was wearing my MLIA shirt. MLIA
- Today, I realized that here in the states, we are eventually going to have a president who used to p...
- A while ago, I met a guy from Scotland. He was wearing a kilt, so, knowing the "underwear myth&...
- Today at my job as a cashier, a lady customer was being really mean to me. When it came time to giv...
- Today, I realized that the default profile picture for women on facebook looks like Darth Vader. MLI...
- Today, I watched a video of a pirate themed wedding reception being crashed by a bunch of ninjas. Th...
- So, I've heard the saying, "Make cupcakes, not war." But now there is a show called, C...
- Today I joined the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed in "Onions are" on both sites. Google sai...
- One day in Math a girl whispered to me about the awesome new bra she had. In gym when we changed she...
- Today, I went to my cousins house for his birthday party. He has an Optimus Prime pinata, and a Pika...
- Today, I went to see Vampires Suck. SPOILER ALERT. At the end, a Team Jacob girl takes out Edward wi...
- Yesterday, me and my friend went to the state fair. There was this bench with a wooden statue of an ...
- When I was little, I read the tag on my mom and dad's mattress and it said "not to be remov...
- Today, I tried to say "pika" before I sneezed so it'd sound like "pikACHOO",...
- Today I bought a plug so I can listen to my iPod through my car speakers. The package said 'Limi...
- Today my boyfriend spent an hour intently telling me his plan if zombies attacked. He's a keeper...
- Today I checked out My life is twilight. After being disgusted, I clicked top 100, and there, at the...
- Today my cousin, sister and I convinced our 10 year old cousin that cleavage was the fat around his ...
- One day, whilst in the city, I saw a grown man crossing the crosswalk. He was in a suit and had a b...
- Today, I was in my dorm bed when my roommate who was asleep looked at me and asked "Do you know...
- I ran out of cat food today, but my cat was really hungry. I didn't have the car, so I couldn...
- The other day I was working at a summer camp for little kids. They were making a lake in the sandbox...
- Today I was on dearblankpleaseblank.com, and one of the submissions was "Dear Edward Cullen, Av...
- Today I found out that my name and cell phone number are on my cell phone's contact list. Wonder...
- Today my sister who recently moved out of the house and her boyfriend walked down the basement to fi...
- Today was the first day of my sophmore year. Of course, I received many of those lame questionaire p...
- Today, I was at Kohls. When I checked out the old lady working behind the counter asked what grade I...
- Today, I volunteered at my library, pulling books from the shelves. I'm quite short and there wa...
- Today while waiting for an appointment, I picked up the May 2010 issue of Reader's Digest. On on...
- Awhile ago, I came across a song that went "My Pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and the...
- Today, I bought a magazine with a free shirt inside. Where the size usually is printed it reads, &qu...
- Today, a strange event occurred in Edberg, Alberta population 60. I was working at our local library...
- Today, I woke up in a different bed. Really confused, I looked around and I wasn't in my room. I...
- Today I was watching Monsters Inc. with my sister. I noticed that at the end of the credits, it says...
- Today, a helicopter landed in our school's practice football field. My history teacher looked up...
- Today, at dinner, my dad called me a ninja. Why I painted my brother's nails pink while he was a...
- Today my boyfriend, his brother and I were talking about earthbending like in The Last Airbender. He...
- Today, my sister told me that her friend who goes to Brown University has a class with Emma Watson f...
- A couple of weeks ago, I got back from Harry Potter camp. It took place in a CastleHotel. One of my ...
- A few years ago I went to subway and a guy I liked from my school was working there. I ordered my sa...
- Yesterday, while in New Jersey, I went with my dad to get some fries to bring back home for the fami...
- Today, I got the toothpaste on my toothbrush to look exactly like it always does in the Colgate comm...
- Today I went on cleverbot and typed in "This is MADNESS!" It's reply "No, this is...
- A couple of years ago on Halloween, I was bored, so I decided 2 go Trickortreating with a friend. I ...
- Today, I went on love calculator. My best friend has a little chance with her crush, but a 98 chance...
- Today, me and a friend were in maths. We were messing round and typing peoples numbers into my calcu...
- The other day in class, my teacher was explaining how myths and legends can be changed over hundered...
- Today I saw a commercial for an automatic soap dispenser. It claimed that millions of germs are on ...
- Yesterday I went to the movies with my brother. As I waited for my popcorn I realized for the first ...
