http://www.fthis.org Feed for: My Life is Average Today, I had a science final. One of the questions was, "Define "element" and give an example." I wrote, "Something that can't be broken down. Example Chuck Norris." I really hope there's a response. MILA http://www.fthis.org/story/30980 Today,during seventh period I got punched by one of my teachers, called him a jerk and punched him back, in front of his class. some students gasped and some clapped. little did they know that he is my cousin.i don't think I will tell them.MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/30979 Today, I was at the grocery store and needed to buy some orange juice. I walked up to where they would be and all of the sudden a hand sticks out of the shelf the orange juice is on and hands me a carton. I felt just like the commercial. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/30978 Today I was taking a test in English. There was this one question that I didn't know, so I just circled a,b,c,and d. Later on when I hand it in to my teacher, he looks at my paper and says that d is "all of the above." MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/30977 Today my teacher was too lazy to collect our homework, so he just asked who did it. I raised my hand and got an A. I didn't do my homework. MLIA. http://www.fthis.org/story/30976 Today, I realised that when I get dressed, I face away from all of the posters in my room, just in case they're watching. MLIA. http://www.fthis.org/story/30975 Today, we had just gotten out of swim practice early, which usually never happens. The lifeguards turned on the slide and we all raced to it and fought over who would get to go down first. I don't think I've ever seen a bunch of highschoolers fight over a little kid slide like we did. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/30974 Today, I went into school late and on the way my mom had to drop off my sisters cough medicine so i just went with her. Once we got into the nurses office they called my sister down, and then my mom proceeded to take out the liquid cough medicine with a shot glass because she lost the little cup that comes with it. The look on the nurses face was priceless. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/30973 Tomorrow, I have a big French test, instead of studying, I switched my facebook to French. I feel I will ace this test tomorrow. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/30972 Yesterday a girl I work with wrote "I hate my job" on a napkin and then threw it away. Today we came in to find that same napkin taped to the wall with a message that said "Well then you should probably quit." from my boss. Best day of work ever. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/30971 today, i brought cookies to school in a container that originally had salad in it, so it had a sticker that said "mixed baby greens" on top. this cheerleader came up to me and asked what was in the container, so i jokingly said mixed baby greens. looking really disappointed she said, "oh, i thought they were cookies. nevermind." the container was clear...i've never been so sure of the validity of sterotypes. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/30962 I'm a teacher and I love Spiderman, I recently brought that up in class one day and I left the room a little while after. When I came back seven kids shot up from their chairs and shot imaginary webs at me. Next year I granted them premission to get sillystring web shooters and shoot them at the freshmen. That's right, I teach at a high school. http://www.fthis.org/story/30961 Today, while subbing for a kindergarten class, one of my students came up to me and whispered"Tommy just said the "c" word." Not knowing what that was, I asked him. He glanced around, then said even softer "kill." MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/30960 Today, I got home from school and my 8yearold sister had 2 friends over. Her 2 friends had brought over their pet mice and they were racing their 3 mice down the hallway. A bit disturbed, I decided I would drive over to my friend's house to avoid my crazy family. The sad fact is that I couldn't go because my 20 year old brother had apparently just left with the car to go to the pet store to buy himself a mouse. He wanted to find the fittest one so that he would win. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/30959 Today, my mom told me that when I was a toddler, a truck drove by and I pointed at it yelling the Fword repeatedly instead of 'truck.' She then told me that the scar on my left cheek is from him throwing his soda can at us. I love my scar. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/30958