http://www.fthis.org Feed for: My Life is Average Recently, I was in Florence in Italy and as my friends and I were leaving a store, I saw this guy with long braids and dreads along with eyeliner and some semilong beard and I immediately looked over at my friends and exclaimed, "OMG! Look! Jack Sparrow!" When I looked back the guy looked at me and said "That'd be Captain Jack Sparrow" and then he walked away. Needless to say, I've finally got myself a hero. MLIA. http://www.fthis.org/story/261339 For the end of the school year a few weeks ago, my senior class got permission from the principal to play Zombies versus Humans in the hallways. By the end of the game, we had most of the seniors, some underclassmen, and a bunch of the teachers playing. Class of 2011, I am proud to say OLAA. http://www.fthis.org/story/261338 I realized last night that the light saber I made my boyfriend at Disneyland for Valentine's Day is much longer than the one I got for Christmas. That gives me little more than a week to develop my skills in order to defeat him in battle when I present him with his gift. We're both 26. MLIA. http://www.fthis.org/story/261335 Today, i went watching the new movie "the woman in black" which stars Daniel Radcliffe. During a scary part, a girl about 11 years old, sitting a few rows in front of me yelled "use your wand, Harry!" everyone in the cinemaCouldn't stop laughing. OLAA http://www.fthis.org/story/261332 Recently I found out that you can text the number 603 9330588 for advice. So far, he's told me how to survive a ninja zombie invasion, suggested ideas on how to debrainwash a Justin Bieber fan, wished me a merry Christmas, reads MLIA, and calls my friend Client 12. I am now Luna Lovegood on his contacts. I do believe I have made a new friend. MLIA. http://www.fthis.org/story/261331 My little brother bought me a new straightener for Christmas. In the directions, on the list of things not to do was "never use while sleeping" guess I've been doing it wrong this whole time! MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/261328 Today, a couple of Twilight freaks got into discussion about Team Edward Vs. Team Jacob. My teacher got annoyed and said, "I'm still team 'ShoveBellaoffacliff'" Good to know we MLIA'rs aren't the only ones!MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/261327 Today, I bought an Adventure Time backpack shaped like Jake from Hot Topic. I was walking around the mall wearing it when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around to see that it was a girl. She turned around to show me her Finn backpack. We high fived. M and her LAA http://www.fthis.org/story/261326 Today I was lying in bed tryin to look at the clock, since I didn't have my glasses on I couldn't see it. I thought to myself "I wish they made glasses that you don't have to take off when you lay down." I then realized they do they are called contacts. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/261323 Today, I went to the movies to see Harry Potter again. Me and my friend were in line to get food,when we realized the guy in front of us had a full Dobby mask on. My friend proceeded to take off his sock, fling it at Dobby, and run away screaming, "DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!!!" I was speechless. OurLAA http://www.fthis.org/story/261322 Today I saw this on DBPB... "Dear teacher, Please understand that I don't call you "Professor" to show respect. I do it because it makes me feel like Harry Potter. Sincerely, entertained." They belong here. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/261318 Today while reading DBPB fail pages I came across this post.... Dear school I attend, I just saw your poster for Quidditch tryouts. No words can explain how instantly awesome you just became. Sincerely, fellow student. How did this end up on the fail pages I'm just a tad confused. MLIA. http://www.fthis.org/story/261310 A while ago, a group of my friends and I were sitting in a shopping centre completely bored. So, one f my friends and I started quietlyish singing the pokemon theme song. When we had finished they song, a little girl around 5 came up to us, gave us 5 cents, told us we sucked and ran away laughing. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/261309 Today was my first day of middle school, and a boy who I didn't even know, came up to me and said, " i'm Jeremy and I'm going to marry you. Then, he sat with me at lunch and science and we became good friends. Now if some body asks if we are dating, he says, we are already married. MLIA. http://www.fthis.org/story/261308 Today, one of my best friends was diagnosed with cancer. She reads MLIA almost every day. We're cheering for you, Lily!!! HLIA. http://www.fthis.org/story/261307