http://www.fthis.org Feed for: Latest Dose of Drama Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/261238 Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/261237 Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and turns out she's been airing out these strange herbs throughout the house. Most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/261236 Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent 60 for someone else to eat I love you messages. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/261235 Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/261234 Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/261233 Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/261232 Today, a young man three seats away from me on the airplane purchased a meal. When his debit card wouldn't work, the woman next to him gave her debit card to the flight attendant. As she did this, the young man said thank you and asked the flight attendant if they offered military discounts, as he's active duty. The flight attendant handed the woman her card and told them both it was on the house. MMT http://www.fthis.org/story/261231 Today, as I was waiting for the bus with my 9 month old in her baby carrier and 5 bags full of groceries, the bus pulled up quickly and it was taking me a while to pickup all my bags. A passenger about to board ran to the bench where I was to help me and as we both walked toward the bus, the bus closed its doors and took off. I felt bad for the man and apologized, but he smiled and then paid for a cab for my daughter and me. MMT http://www.fthis.org/story/261230 Today, I took my guitar up to the city center intending to busk and make some money for a festival ticket I wanted. Instead I decided to play next to a homeless. I made over 100 for him and spoke to him for a few hours. Turns out he had lost his wife and house in the same week a year ago, and told me through tears that he never believed a stranger could be so kind. MMT http://www.fthis.org/story/261229 Today, I have some important news for all you MLIAers.! You know the recent talk about those bubble wrap calendars where every day you pop a bubble Well I've found where you can buy it! Perpetualkid.com They also have crayon cologne, play dough cologne, touchable bubbles, and so much more! I think I've found heaven. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/261228 Long ago, the 3rd grade, my friend and I were in class being handed back our spelling tests. Being the bratty kids we were or still are... we both loved to brag about who got the better grade. I got mine back and got a whopping 100. Woohoo. She got hers back and got a pitiful 99. Boohoo. The one word she spelled wrong her own name. And the teacher actually marked it wrong and took a point off. Did I laugh in her face You betcha. OurLIA. http://www.fthis.org/story/261227 Today, I saw this on DBPB "Dear Harry Potter, Your mom died trying to protect you, too We should be friends! Sincerely, Nemo." They belong here. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/261226 This summer my mom and i decided to drive around the state to different towns all day because we were bored. In a random town we passed people dressed in star wars costumes. I yelled out the window "May the force be with you!" They yelled back "HAZZA, LITTLE ONE!!!" They made my day. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/261225 Today I was at Walmart and found eggs that you can drop into your bath, as they dissolve they make bubbles and a dinosaur "hatches". Bath time has never been so fun!! MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/261224