http://www.fthis.org Feed for: Latest Dose of Drama Today, I put in my old Lord of The Rings VHS and noticed that when the green background rating thing came on it said "Lord of The Rings is rated PG13 for epic battle scenes".... Why don't ratings say things like that nowdays LTR's LIA http://www.fthis.org/story/263708 Today, I drew 12 different dinosaurs and had a few my friends take some to each of their classes and tape it to the bottom of the desks. So, students of Musselman High School, the search is on. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/263707 Today, my dad walked in on me reading MLIA while I was supposed to be doing homework. He takes one glance at my computer screen, nods, then says "I knew I raised you right." and walks off. HLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/263706 Yesterday in the elevator at Macy's, I saw a mother teaching her daughter to growl viciously while she ate her icecream. Best. Mother. Ever. "RRRNOMGRHRNOM!" MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/263705 Today I went to MysterySeeker and my mission was to eat at least 15 of a pig. I did a bit of math, and 15 of a pig is equal to slightly over 340 pieces of bacon. Best. Mission. Ever. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/263704 Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/263703 Today, my wife and I were folding laundry, when I came across a lacy thong. I winked at her and said, I've never seen you in these. She responded, They're your daughter's. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/263702 Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/263701 Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a stillsquirming, headless tick. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/263700 Today, in the middle of my English class, five guys walked in. Four of them were dressed as the ghosts from pacman, and the other guy as pacman itself. They walked between every desk, playing the pacman song on an iPod. The teacher then proceeded to play pacman for the rest of class and projected it on the wall. DAY. MADE. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/263699 Today, I thought I felt my baby kicking for the first time. After excitedly exclaiming this fact to the few people around me, I involuntarily let out the loudest fart. Not the baby kicking, just gas. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/263698 Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/263697 Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/263696 Today, before I went into surgery, the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get. As he woke up in the recovery area 10 feet away, I was getting my final prep before the operation. On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain. FML http://www.fthis.org/story/263695 Today on DBPB I read "Dear police officer, No, really I'm not drunk. Sincerely, I'm just trying to walk like Jack Sparrow." Without hesitation, I yelled "That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!" at my computer. MLIA http://www.fthis.org/story/263694