My Life is Average
- Today, while having lunch at the mall I saw a young boy and his mother as they sat at the table acro...
- I have a cat. She fetches bottle caps like a dog if you ignore her and only communicates in chirps t...
- Yesterday, I had a class of tae kwon do. We were doing these running things where we had to lift our...
- Today I was on DBPB and read a story that said" Dear overprotective parents, Please understand ...
- Today I read "Today, I read a MLIA saying "Today i read a post that said, "Today, I r...
Fuck My Life
- Today, one of my dormmates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it ...
- Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be bett...
- Today, my roommate did his laundry. Unfortunately, he didn't check his pockets before he washed them...
- Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, ...
- Today, a truck rearended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything exc...
Makes Me Think
- Today, as I was driving to work, a police cruiser in front of me suddenly put on its lights and stop...
- Today, Im in the Marines and currently stationed in Korea. This morning it was particularly rainy an...
- Today, I saw an older man sitting on a bench in Bryant Park wearing the same exact brand and style c...
- Today, I work at a college where one of our commuter students lost her house in a fire. She has thre...
- Today, I was expecting an important USPS package. I usually never get home from work in time to sign...
