Gives Me Hope
- My brother got in legal trouble at age 18. He did community service at a soup kitchen. As they wer...
- Two years ago, I took my 21 year old mentally slow cousin to Disneyland. When we went to meet the P...
- I met a 16 year old genius who was in medical school, studying to be a pediatric neurosurgeon. He ...
- I'm 17 and I tutorbabysit a 7th grader. One day he asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told ...
- My grandma has been fighting cancer for years. Today, she was breathing very hard and slow and cou...
My Drunk Txts
- 958 He said I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it
- 303 i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
- 215 S So we broke up, and i went to visit her at her college cuz she wanted to fuck. R And..how was ...
- 808 I heard that if you put earphones in your nose, the sound comes out of your mouth. Applying the ...
- 347 Can I sleep on your couch My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Makes Me Think
- Today, after 21 years, I finally realized that the religion my parents raised me in is preventing me...
- Today, my college roommate died from a brain aneurysm while he was sitting in his computer chair. Af...
- Today, when we randomly bumped into each other in the subway station, my smile quickly faded when I ...
- Today, when a telemarketer called and asked for my father, it made me smile. Because even though I w...
- Today, for some reason the register at my local supermarket would not let my check go through. When ...
Group Hug
- I hate it when you talk about how much you hate it here. You’re only leaving because the peopl...
- I want to see you
- I want to see you too.
- Why do we even bother dating, if breaking up hurts so bad. My BF of who I really cared about, told m...
- It wasn’t my imagination… I felt something when you sat next to me and I think you did&n...
My Life is Average
- Today, my professor overheard me and some kids from class discussing redheads. He stopped in the hal...
- Today, my school's orchestra played at a local church for a lot of senior citizens. After the co...
- Today I was sitting in class and I realized that I was leaning a bit to the right. It seems that I ...
- Today, I googled for stuff to do in the snow. One list said to have a frozen snowball fight, so I p...
- For about two years, my best friend has been watering a fake plant. It makes him feel important, so ...
Fuck My Life
- Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and r...
- Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a ma...
- Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for hot coffee and des...
- Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back t...
- Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my no...




