My Life is Average
- Female cab drivers.
- Today, I was about to skype with my boyfriend. I got ready, fixing makeup and everything after a lo...
- Today, during a soccer game, the opposing team had an almost goal when a player dinked the ball off ...
- Your appearance.
- Last night, on the midnight shift at my job at McDonald's, a man came through the drive through ...
Makes Me Think
- Today, my mom and our two dogs were found alive and relatively unharmed, stuck under debriefs from a...
- Today, as she sat there on the couch at two oclock in the afternoon, drunk again, I realized that wh...
- Today my Yorkshire Terrier is two months shy of his 20th birthday rather amazing. When I adopted him...
- Today, my little brother is still missing after a massive tornado tore through our neighborhood in O...
- Today, as he sat there smiling at me across my kitchen table, I wished I was prettier, so he would s...
Fuck My Life
- Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect ...
- Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, beca...
- Today, I was ditched by the guy I flew over two thousand miles to see. His excuse I'm just tired. I ...
- Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being ...
- Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML
