My Worst Secret
My Drunk Txts
- 864 sent Is it bad that I asked the state trooper that pulled me over for his number recieved LMAO!!...
- 803 Got a fraud alert from my bank this morning because my tab so high last night
- 405 So the dentist told me I'd gag on the x ray thing when she put it in my mouth. When I didn't she...
- 0627 I love how when you orgasm you sound like chewbacca making a mating call.
- 516 its like they know people are going to see these movies high so they make them in 3D
Makes Me Think
- Today, when we randomly bumped into each other in the subway station, my smile quickly faded when I ...
- Today, when a telemarketer called and asked for my father, it made me smile. Because even though I w...
- Today, for some reason the register at my local supermarket would not let my check go through. When ...
- Today, I received a gigantic gift bag from one of my friends. She said she appreciated me being ther...
- Today, when I said goodbye to him, my heart shattered into pieces because I knew I would never say h...
Fuck My Life
- Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. H...
- Today, I dropped my physics class because I thought I bombed the 50 second midterm test. I got my re...
- Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I fail...
- Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from...
- Today, while at the mall with my boyfriend, I suddenly fell to the floor screaming because something...
Gives Me Hope
- I used to work at a grocery store, one day when I went in there were about 12 carts full of food lin...
- About a year ago,I had a party at my house. I was a little nervous about having people come over be...
- When I was 5 years old, my mom was diagnosed with severe epilepsy and couldn't take care of me. My ...
- There is a boy in my high school named Andrew who has a mental disability and cannot walk properly. ...
- A few months ago, my brother was in hospital. The day after he was diagnosed with severe cardiomyo...
My Life is Average
- Today, I had a science final. One of the questions was, "Define "element" and give an...
- Today,during seventh period I got punched by one of my teachers, called him a jerk and punched him b...
- Today, I was at the grocery store and needed to buy some orange juice. I walked up to where they wou...
- Today I was taking a test in English. There was this one question that I didn't know, so I just ...
- Today my teacher was too lazy to collect our homework, so he just asked who did it. I raised my hand...
Group Hug
- I think at least daily about committing suicide after my baby is born and has safely entered the wor...
- I quit my job, have no money coming in, and I smoked 160 worth of crack last night. WTF Crack seriou...
- I thought that when i started running again i would be able to stay in a better mood. it worked for...
- I hate it when Andy and Sheree fight. I wish they were happier together. I don’t want them to ...
- TO BE HONEST I RLLY FEEL 4 ALL U GUYS. U DNT HAVE THE LUCIOUS MUSCLES LIKE MINE. I AM BETTER THN ALL...
